When without money, he eats wild vegetables at home;
When he has money, eats the same wild vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When he has money he rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money he walks to earn food
When he has money, he walks to burn fat;
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes the secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes the wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When he has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says the share market is bad, but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high Positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging;
Man O Man!
Never means what he says and never says what he means!