Man ‘O Man

When without money, he eats wild vegetables at home;

When he has money, eats the same wild vegetables in a fine restaurant.

shutterstock_Confused_manWhen without money, he rides a bicycle;

When he has money he rides the same ‘exercise machine’.

When without money he walks to earn food

When he has money, he walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!

When without money, wishes to get married;

When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes the secretary;

When has money, secretary becomes the wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man;

When he has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!

Says the share market is bad, but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.

Says high Positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.

Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging;

Man O Man!

Never means what he says and never says what he means!

4 Replies to “Man ‘O Man”

  1. This was so thoughtful! And the parallels drawn at so many instances are so true! I loved it 😀

  2. And I think my previous comment has a tad bit of extra ‘so’s *facepalm*

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