One liners about India that are absolutely TRUE:

If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper

India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday

If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if the child gets spoiled blame the mobile

If someone is asking for dirty cloth to clean something, then you know you’re in India

An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors

and yeah ‘sarcasm’ is like electricity, half of India doesn’t get it 🙂 so if you don’t get it, I can totally understand

Cheers! Have a great day!