I N D I A

One liners about India that are absolutely TRUE:

If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper

India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday

If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if the child gets spoiled blame the mobile

If someone is asking for dirty cloth to clean something, then you know you’re in India

An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors

and yeah ‘sarcasm’ is like electricity, half of India doesn’t get it 🙂 so if you don’t get it, I can totally understand

Cheers! Have a great day!

9 Replies to “I N D I A”

  1. Hahaha. Omg, I loved this!

  2. Mind Blowing …. This was one of my favorite stuff … Although India is great but it does not mean that we are perfect and the picture u described is very much alike to reality and apart from humour we need to improvise at this time …

  3. Hilarious 😀 I love my India 😀

    1. We all love our country 😀 even if we joke about it once in a while.

  4. Hahhaaa all these are so true! I loved the ‘dirty cloth being used to clean something’ 😂

    1. yeah.. that’s India for you 🙂

      1. Haha yes but still I love my India 😊😍

        1. in all her imperfections 😉 There’s no other country I would settle in but for in India..there’s so much one can do, see and try out..a lifetime isn’t even enough!

          1. Very true…I miss all the things about her 😊

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