The Monica way..

F.R.I.E.N.D.S have taught us a lot in the 236 episodes aired over 10 seasons. We all had our favorite characters, episodes, one liners, special words. I had many, one such is a video of Monica, Rachael and Chandler where Monica goes ahead and teaches Chandler about the 7 erogenous zones..hilarious! I have to admit, I learnt a something there 😉

Here is the original order in which the seven zones are called out.
1, 2, 1-2-3, 3, 5, 4, 3-2, 2, 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7… 7… 7… 7 7 7 7 7 7… seven (yeah! the last seven is specially in .gif format-relive the Monica-Moment)


The text as shown in the above video [the Important part] 😀 The difference between ‘nice’ and “My God! someone is killing her in there”

The 1 – 7 would go like this

1 – Ear  2 – Lips  3 – Neck  4 – Breasts  5 – Butt  6 – Thighs  7 – Clitoris (Genitalia)

Lets work out how it all happens.

Approach the girl from behind. (1) Plant a slight kiss on the ears. She is excited turns around and faces you. You kiss her in the lips (2). You have just started your act so you break apart pretty soon. She wants more. You slightly graze your hands against her ears again bringing it slowly down until it reaches her lips and kiss her again. The kiss gets intense and you start going down to her neck. (1-2-3). You realise how good it feels kissing her neck. She is enjoying it. You continue kissing but this time you are more passionate about it (3) You get lusty and spank her butt (5). She doesn’t resist. This is your green signal. You proceed further down to her breasts. You are lost in them (4). But you shouldn’t forget her face. You return back to where you started, feeling her ears, her cheeks and you start kissing her again (3-2). This time the kiss takes longer than before. There is no holding back now (2). The kiss is getting a little monotonous now. You slide down to her breasts again and enjoy with your lips and mouth. Meanwhile, your hands are going up and down her thighs. You know she is getting wet, she wants you to touch her clitoris but you don’t do it now. You keep building up the tension (2-4-6). She pulls you closer and you go back up for another kiss. You come back down after the kiss and repeat the same again (2-4-6). She is going crazy now (4). She pulls you and starts kissing you wildly (2, 2). You go back down for the final act. You don’t miss to fondle her breasts for one last time before finally touching her clitoris (4-7). You move your hands over to her butt feeling it before going back to her genitalia (5-7). Finally you come down all the way sliding your hands down her thighs and back up (6-7). Your mouth is now near her genitals and you start kissing her. Though slow at first (giving pauses) (7… 7… 7… ), your increase your speed and make it constant (equal intervals of 7) (7 7 7 7 7 7) until finally she climaxes (seven).

Anyways its not always about ‘ONE TWO THREE, go to SEVEN and set up camp’ There’s always more to it, the way they like it.


2 Replies to “The Monica way..”

  1. mystery solved. Thank you!

    1. glad I could be of help 🙂

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