There was a sound file which was circulating around on WhatsApp and other media. Sharing this on my blog I thought would be a good idea.
Below is the text version of the sound file. There couldn’t have been anything more hilarious and queerly odd for a lesson in English grammar!
I suggest you not to take this post as offensive, but as an English GRAMMAR LESSON 🙂
This would also be a good time to actually do the ‘rotfl’ bit. We often use it but never do it for real. ROTFL, the full form being ‘rolling on the floor laughing’
So here goes!
“FuCk is one of the most beautiful words. English language should be proud of it….
“I don’t think any other language has any such beautiful word.
“One Tom from California has done great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom. Of Tom, Dick, Harry fame…
“He says one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word FuCk. It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
“In language, it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive—John FuCked Mary—and intransitive—Mary was FuCked by John. And as a noun: Mary is a fine FuCk!
“It can be used as an adjective. Mary is FuCking beautiful. As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of the word FuCk! Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses.
“Fraud: I got FuCked at the used car lot!
“Ignorance: FuCk if I knew!
“Trouble: I guess I’m FuCked now!
“Aggression: FuCk you!
“Displeasure: What the FuCk is going on here!
“Difficulty: I can’t understand this FuCking job!
“Incompetence: He is a FuCk off!
“Suspicion: What the FuCk are you doing!
“Enjoyment: I had a FuCking time!
“Request: Get the FuCk out of here!
“Hostility: I’m going to knock your FuCking head off!
“Greeting: How the FuCk are you!
“Apathy: Who gives a FuCk!
“Innovation: Get a bigger FuCking hammer!
“Surprise: FuCk, you scared the shit out of me!
“Anxiety: Today is really FuCked!
And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation… just when you get up… the first thing… repeat the mantra, FuCk you, five times… it clears the throat… that’s how I keep my throat clear….enough for today!
There was a time this word was part of my vocabulary. For all those who are still going thru the ‘FuCk’ stage 😀 Read and Enjoy. Maybe I’ll upload the sound file too…a little later.