The hair dryer

Lucy on a flight from Mexico asked the priest sitting beside her, “Father, may I ask you a favor?”

“Of course, what may I do for you?” the priestย asked

“Well, I bought an expensive hair dryer for my mother’s birthday. It’s unopened and over my customs limits. I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through for me? Under your robes, perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie,” said the devout man.

“With your honest face Father, no one will question you.”

When they reached the customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” “From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?” “I have a marvelous instrument designed for a woman’s use, but which is, to date, unused.”

The official said, “Go ahead, Father” ๐Ÿ™‚

 

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