Lessons in Life

Things we’ve all learnt from

1. Never use “We were on a break” as an excuse

2. Remember, it’s NOT THAT COMMON, IT DOESN’T HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY and IT IS A BIG DEAL!

3. For more space on the bed, use the “hug and roll” technique

4. You can do a lot with cups and ice

5. Always say the RIGHT NAME at the altar

6. “man bags” aren’t manly

7. “How you doin” NEVER fails

8. If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it

9. Never let a monkey near a TV remote

10. Always read make-up letters all the way through, even if they’re 18 pages FRONT and BACK

11. Meat is not an ingredient in trifle

12. Your first name is not your family name 😉

13. Everyone has an identical hand twin

14. Regina Falange and Ken Adams make great false names

15. When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!

16. Never put your head in a turkey

17. A nap with your friend could be the best nap you’ve ever had

18. Everybody has a lobster

19. Strip poker is a great game to play with friends

20. There are 7 erogenous zones. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, 4, 3-2, 2, 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7… 7… 7… 7 7 7 7 7 7… seven.

Am DONE! Phew! 😉

10 Replies to “Lessons in Life”

  1. Joey never shares food!!😂😂

  2. This brought back memories ☺️☺️👌🏻

    1. Pleasant ones I hope 😉

  3. Heheh… the last was the best one 😀 😀 777….7 😀

    1. Totally meow 😄😄

  4. Memories refreshed :’)

  5. Haha…How come I didn’t read this post of yours earlier?? (thinking….)

    Cheers to the best sitcom 🙂

    1. Long live F.R.I.E.N.D.S

  6. Haha. Loved it!!! ❤

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