Lessons in Life

Things we’ve all learnt from

1. Never use “We were on a break” as an excuse

2. Remember, it’s NOT THAT COMMON, IT DOESN’T HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY and IT IS A BIG DEAL!

3. For more space on the bed, use the “hug and roll” technique

4. You can do a lot with cups and ice

5. Always say the RIGHT NAME at the altar

6. “man bags” aren’t manly

7. “How you doin” NEVER fails

8. If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it

9. Never let a monkey near a TV remote

10. Always read make-up letters all the way through, even if they’re 18 pages FRONT and BACK

11. Meat is not an ingredient in trifle

12. Your first name is not your family name πŸ˜‰

13. Everyone has an identical hand twin

14. Regina Falange and Ken Adams make great false names

15. When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!

16. Never put your head in a turkey

17. A nap with your friend could be the best nap you’ve ever had

18. Everybody has a lobster

19. Strip poker is a great game to play with friends

20. There are 7 erogenous zones. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, 4, 3-2, 2, 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7… 7… 7… 7 7 7 7 7 7… seven.

Am DONE! Phew! πŸ˜‰

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