“Oh boy! I’m really getting married today, ain’t I? I didn’t see that coming.. well actually I did, didn’t I? So much for falling in love! Its all seems like a blur right now. Good Lord! What am I doing?”
“Today is your wedding day man! you can’t be talking this way”
“You.. of all the people you – My Best Man, at least you could have warned me on what I was getting into. Isn’t that like your job?”
“I could make the wedding ring disappear..”
“Like that would slow down proceedings…”
“..for a while it would”
“What are you suggesting? Isn’t like the Best Man supposed to cheer up the Groom on his BIG DAY”
not really sure what I’m supposed to say here “You can do this Man, I know you really can!”
“Yeah! I’m gonna give it my best shot”
(walking away) that’s what he’s giving it… his best shot?! Oh boy! This is not gonna end too well. Talk of the groom having second thoughts on his wedding day.
Besides, I’ve got problems of my own.. my pants are way too tight. I knew I should have got it stitched by my tailor. A little freedom of movement never hurt anybody. Guess that’s what a ‘budget’d wedding feels like these days!