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.For Laughs. Can’t get any better!

By far the most hilarious forward received on whatsapp till date

Socio Economic Classification – Simplified version

Lower class – Biskut
Middle class – Biskit
Upper class – Cookies

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂  

Lower class – Roomal
Middle class – Hankie
Upper class – Kerchief

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂  

Lower class – tamaatar
Middle class – Ta’may’to
Upper class – Toh’mah’toh

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂  

Lower class – Sauce
Middle class – Ketchup
Upper Class – Toh’mah’toh Condiment

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 

Lower class – Lifafa
Middle class – En’ve’lope
Upper class – On’vo’lup

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂  

Lower class – Nimbu Paani/Shikanji
Middle class – Lemonade
Upper class – Virgin Mojito

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂  

Lower class – “Paint”
Middle class – Jeans
Upper class – Denims

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Lower class – Chasma
Middle class – Goggles
Upper class – Shades

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂  

Lower class – chaddi
Middle class – lingery
Upper class – lawn-juh-Ray

Lower class : Abbé pintu, do cutting chai leke aa
Middle class : Can I have two cups of tea.
Upper class : May I have two lattes please. Regular.

Go ahead! Have a few laughs! 😂😂😂 I did..share it! Makes others laugh too. I may still be lingering in the ‘Middle zone’ somewhere.

lawn-juh-Ray 😂😂😂😂😂😂  gawd! cracked me up!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 

One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle (you didn’t know!?) and whose given name was ‘Onestone’. He of course hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, ‘If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!’. The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

One fine day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot all about it and wished him

‘Good morning, Onestone.’
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until on another fine day, A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for a few years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird’s cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, ‘Good to see you, Onestone.’

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

Then he made love to her all day,

Made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn’t die!
Why ???
OH, come on… Take a guess !!!

Think about it !!!

You’re going to love this !!!

Everyone knows.. You can’t kill Two Birds With OneStone !!! 

L-O-L

A Guy🏃 in a hurry used the ladies toilet🚺 in a posh hotel..
He sat down 🚽 and noticed four buttons –
🔺WW, 🔺WA, 🔺PP & 🔺APR...

Curious…

he pressed 🔺WW & his butt was gently
sprayed🚿 with WARM WATER,
he loved it so much..!!

He then pressed 🔺WA & a blast of WARM AIR💨 dried him up. Still loving it 😀…,

He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF💭blew to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered🙂..,

He decided to press the last button APR.
.

.

He later woke up in a hospital 🏥

A 👩Nurse smiled & said to him

“Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER
Your testicles are in the jar over there!!” 🙂