December 1st 2015

People are putting up their Christmas lights..making their cribs..its officially December so..

~ First Christmas Joke ~

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

‘In honor of this holy season’ St. Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He ccbd22e4353b4cadbb46ba088688c681.jpgflicked it on, ‘It’s a candle’ he said

‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ St. Peter said

set-of-house-keysThe Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells’

St Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ 

The Frenchman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s pantiesmy-FwWYfe23PJnJ2gj5DDJg

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked ‘And what do these symbolize?’

The French Man replied ‘These are Carol’s’

..and so The Christmas Season begins

HAPPY DECEMBER EVERYBODY!!

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