‘Arrogance’ & Models

Does getting into a career like modelling make the model ‘automatically’ arrogant?

Are all models arrogant by default? [referring to female models]

Is it the arrogance, that leads to a career in modelling, or the other way round? Surely some women have exceptional-to-great bodies, they need to look all chic and elegant on well…almost a daily basis. But seriously, what’s the deal? At the end of the day – she’s still a human being, still a woman, a sister, a daughter..some cases even a wife. Or is it that the ‘arrogance part’ is only reserved when she is in the model avatar? Not sure!?

More than calling a model arrogant, I think it’s their photographers who are the real shit people in the background (to use the Indian word – the assholes). While some of them are extremely professional and really good at what they do, others (or as I call them road-side clickers) are just in for the fun – these would be the real assholes. I have come across at least a couple myself. I’m always of the impression, no specific photographer can make a model look good, it is the quality of the camera that does it and maybe a few words of encouragement, and that encouragement needn’t come specifically from the man behind a lens.

Having attended a fashion show just yesterday, at a college fest, the stuff that the models have to put up just to impress judges, from the walk, to the costume, oomph factor..and what not that goes on behind the scenes.. all this for what? – a few points, claps and whistles?

While I agree, getting into this industry is very glamorous, however I am not a great advocate of people parading up and down a ramp to show themselves off.

So, what made me go to see the fashion show yesterday at the college fest, you’d ask. I was told it had a theme and I’ve always loved activities which are theme based from theater to dances or a fashion show for that matter. The theme for the Fashion show was Zodiac Signs, with each student presenting one Zodiac sign and it was lovely to see the creativity that went into the costumes and depiction of each Zodiac sign, which impressed me the most.

You must also know..some time ago, I was instrumental in stopping one such Fashion show for an Institute, on the mere argument that “my students weren’t not objects to be paraded up a ramp with no direction, theme or anything of that sort” and moreover when you had the chief guest, a priest and the Institution was a catholic one.

A Goan’s word prevailed over a malyalee’s (both of us teaching, in-charge of different departments) where he said – so what? It’s only a fashion show ryt!? Only a fashion show!?? It’s never JUST a fashion show.

Making a difference..

We all know that the presence of a girl/woman in a man’s life, brings about a whole radical change to his world. It is almost like a man changes from cave man status to being a gentleman.

So what is it that a woman has, that brings about this change? While I think that men bring a lot of stability, Independence, protection and physical intimacy into to a relationship.
Women bring so much more..

Compassion along with Empathy: The many ups and downs in life that we have, there is no one better to be sitting alongside you at times like this. We are known not to ask for emotional help when we need it, but a woman understands and she’s there for you, even if you “think” you may not need her.
Who do we normally call when we have a problem? Mom, girlfriend, wife etc…? There you go! All women!

Beauty: Women are truly beautiful. Men work on the ‘sight’ principal and every ounce of a woman’s body radiates beauty, be it her eyes, her smile or simply the way she conducts herself. A woman has style that no man can ever match up to. (I seriously don’t know why I’m in this mood of praising women so much today, it’s not even women’s day 😎)

Ever entered a bachelor’s flat..let alone reach his bedroom, the hall itself will tell you a story. Women are able to add a “woman’s touch” to transform that space. They make a house, a home. They’ll bring in plants, paintings of flowers, pets and a lot of love. The man is no longer in-charge, the woman has taken over.

Support: A woman will always support her man, we need someone to tell us that we’re doing a good job and that we’re good at what we do (which they may be lying sometimes, but that still makes us feel good – so it works)
She has a suggestion to every problem, she’ll give you that extra push if needed and when you’ve done well…she’ll go ahead and celebrate it with you too.She puts YOU before herself..who does that nowadays?

A woman just knows what needs to be done..for example, today she needs to bake a cake or clean the closet or she’ll organize some stuff to keep it neater, so things can be found easier. Women make their partners feel special. There are so many more things that a woman brings into a relationship, into a man’s life that makes his life better, one can’t just simply restrict it to one blog post.

Why am I writing about this, a totally woman-centric post on MY blog? Maybe, its just a way to say a ‘ThankYou’ to each one of them who has made a difference in my life, I’ve had so many…in the form of friends, colleagues and some very special ones too. This one goes out to each and every one of them.

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Compliments

It is certainly not an easy thing to do for us guys because…there is no telling how a woman is going to react to a compliment.

She could..

            get angry

                       or  irritated

                                      maybe happy

                                                        or interested 

                                                                         or simply thankful

but one thing you can be rest assured, no matter how she reacts at that moment..you’ve made her heart smile..from your sister to your wife, every woman enjoys a compliment.

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Girls be like this 

 

Knowing how to compliment a woman is important, especially if you’re trying to leave a lasting impression. After all it does show that you care enough to notice the woman on how nice she really is. Compliments aren’t always about physical appearance, however good or tempting they might seem

How does one know that a compliment is sincere? 

Let’s say, the very instant you lay eyes on her and the first thought that comes to your mind, as long as it’s not overly sexual, it’s definitely a truthful and sincere compliment. Of course these things cannot be planned before hand, one would have to go with the flow 🙂

Do women compliment each other? Men certainly don’t.. 😊

 

The BRIGHT RED lipstick

I’m not sure I understand why women apply dark RED lipstick on their lips… I don’t know about ‘it’ turning ON some men but it definitely turns me OFF

I’m sure there are lighter colors & shades out in the market, (pinks maybe) which look even better on a pair of lips. Isn’t it important how you carry lipstick on your lips rather than concentrating on its color? Of course, lighter the better 🙂

…and technically, doesn’t lipstick come in between the perfect kiss? I’m sure the guy doesn’t want to taste the girls lipstick instead of her lips. I might not have kissed many lips but I have kissed a few to know that…

a kiss on the lips without lipstick goes a long way to make your kiss a memorable one. 

Did you know that on an average, a woman actually eats 7 pounds of lipstick in their lifetime. Now that’s seriously ewwww!

There are surely better things to eat than lipstick ryt?

“Massage Services”

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Yes, you read that right “Massage Services”. These kinds of ads have been appearing on the goan newspapers of late under the ‘Situations Vacant’. If not Sofiya or Jyoti, its Rashmi or Monica, the name doesn’t matter, its the service and the rate that is supposed to catch the eye.

The curious fellow that I am, I called one number up…some guy speaking hindi picks the call, the phone call goes like this:

Me: Hello &%#$ female Massage Service?

He Man: aap interested ho? (are you interested)

Me: Yes but I have questions

He: kya poochna hai (what do you have to ask?)

Me: (I switch to hindi): karna kya hai? (what has to be done?)

He: ladies ko service karna hai (you need to service ladies)
~ like ladies need servicing! I understood what he was trying to say..but wanted to play around ~

Me: service matlab (what do you mean by service)

He: bas sex karna hai aur usko satisfy karna hai (you just need to have sex and satisfy her)

Me: Aur woh satisfy nahi hua toh? (and what if she is not satisfied?)

He: Aap really interested ho? (are you really interested?)
~ he was getting fedup with the questions, tho’ I had not finished

He: Aap interested ho toh, aaj hi Rs. 1850 account mein baro. Mein sms se account no bhejta hoon. (If you are interested you need to deposit Rs 1850 in the account of which I will send the no to you thru sms)

He: paise kab daloge? (when will you deposit the money?)

Me: Give me 2 days, what type of women need servicing?

He: basically humare paas NRI hai jo husband bahar kaam karte hai (we basically have NRI’s whose husbands are working abroad)

He: What is your name?

Me: Jojo

He: Account mein paise milne se, ek ghante ke baad aapko call aayega aur cab aapko pick karne ke liye aayega aur aapka meter chalu ho jayega (On receiving the money, 1 hour later you will get a call and a cab will pick you up and from then on your meter (money) is running.

Me: ok!
~phone call cut~

I wonder what kind of people actually believe they can earn 18,000/- a day! …and that too servicing females? 

…and if you thought men were adventurous, women are right up there as well!

 

 

 

Sunday titbits..

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Does anyone know where can I find these women? 😄😄

…the author of these words is unknown, else I would have asked him/her.  😉

Really wouldn’t mind the kiss ass driving 😉 the-love-sex 😚 and the not wanting-the-money-part 😂

Now, I’m actually looking forward to meeting such women!

Flavors of Life

Everything is flavored nowadays

..from Ice Cream to Milk to cigarettes, even Condoms! ..and I ask myself Condoms!? Like seriously!? Aren’t flavors used to make taste better? From where did the concept of flavoring condoms come from? 😐

I was at the super market yesterday, you know..looking around, buying the normal stuff. I came to the shaving section to purchase razor blades for myself, a shelf lower was the condom section..all the varieties possible. It wasn’t the condom boxes that caught my eye tho’, it was what was written on the box.

“Now in pineapple, coconut and Pina Colada flavour “

Fuck! Until now I only thought Pina Colada was a mocktail. I don’t even know what Pina Colada tastes like and here we have people doing other people with Pina Colada flavored condoms..how gross is that!!?? It doesn’t end there…there’s a preference of colored or dotted 😄😄😄

Okayyyy!! I have a question..

Why would condom makers flavour their condoms? Does it make the sex more aromatic? besides being pleasurable…! I don’t know!

What can we expect next?r

I don’t use condoms…wait!that didn’t sound right.

I haven’t used a condom till date...wait!I know what you’re thinking..it isn’t like that

Okay!..let me put it very blatantly  ‘I’ve not popped any cherries as yet’

A normal condom v/s a flavored one…I don’t quite see the difference. Maybe for those who’ve experienced the pleasure/aroma of love making may able to say more.

However to end, a question going out to females in general…

Which flavour do you prefer? I mean seriously..you are going to be left with some aroma (after the act) there’s no denying that. It isn’t rocket science to figure that out!

Think about that condom for once, its got the worst job ever! After everything… it’s thrown into one corner!

 

The accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It’s a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither ofthem are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars.

The woman says; “So, you’re a man, That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days

The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune”

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.”

Adam ate the apple again !

Men will NEVER learn !

Women will NEVER change!!!

Crime Patrol Dial 100

Today afternoon I watched a couple of episodes, really really shocking stories. I wondered; How much of truth is there to these stories?
* Are these REAL stories, shown through various episodes of Crime Patrol?
OR
* Are all these stories fictional, scripted and exaggerated ?

Some stories shown, easily sends chills down ones spine. I can understand, maybe some of these things happen..but then to the extreme extents that script writers go to making an episode look real, is frightening to say the least. There is no topic that is left untouched that Crime Patrol hasn’t covered..rape (gang rape), acid attacks, robbery, murder, prostitution, sexual harassment at work, dowry, kidnapping, incest, revenge, deceit…and the list goes on.

As much as ‘Crime Patrol’ serves the purpose of making people aware of what goes on in a country like ours, it also gives ideas to those ‘frustrated-criminal’ minds who might want to copy and try out activities like this.

Another thing which must be emphasized here is the picturization of the Indian Police Force and Crime Branch efficiency when it comes to nabbing the criminal in these episodes. If only the police were 50% of what is shown on screen, in the real life, this country would be not twice as bad as it seems. Again, not all Police officials are corrupt, but then who can tell the difference.

The average Indian would try and tackle the problem herself/himself rather than go to the Police.. am I not right?

Instead of ‘feeling safe’ at a police station, it is just the opposite especially for women.

I don’t know how many of you watch this serial. For those who do, what are your views?